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Like the last sentence on that page!
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tortis dude wrote:Note: For those of you not familiar with American money, the coin above is what we call a "Quarter".
It is what our dollar is worth.
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What Size Am I?
Take a quarter and put it on the edge of the table. Place the pad of your thumb over the quarter. Look straight down. If you completely cover the coin, you are a large. If you almost, but not quite, cover it, you are a large. If a good amount of the quarter shows, you are a medium. If you fall down while doing this, you are a drummer and do not need this pick.
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COUPLETONEZ IN A HALFSHELL!

TURTLEPOWAH!!
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Sloan wrote:But seriously.
I've been in the woods and was like "oh! a turtle!" only to discover an empty shell. When turtles go the the skyheaven, they leave behind their shell as a gentle reminder to us all of how awesome they are.

Just because he was selling real plectrums doesn't mean he's a KILLAR.
the ad said they were farm raised. raised to die!
rich people say fuck yeah hey hey
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Farm raised? Turtles and tortoises take an age to grow to size and then live forever. My mother has a Russian Herman tortoise, it's going to out live her and I'll take ownership.
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yeah i dunno. i found it weird.
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clone turtlz
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euan wrote:Farm raise? Turtles and tortoises take an age to grow to size and them live forever. My mother has a Russian Herman tortoise, it's going to out live her and I'll take ownership.
http://vietnamnews.vnanet.vn/2004-06/26/Stories/13.htm
Whether the tortoises* farmed for meat produce the right kind of tortoiseshell for picks, I don't know.

*land turtles
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Sloan wrote:COUPLETONEZ IN A HALFSHELL!

TURTLEPOWAH!!

lulz!!!