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2 SPOOKY 4 ME

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 3:13 am
by theshadowofseattle
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/msg/4344114201.html

Squier Mustang Bass - $250 (Fowler Ave)
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Awesome bass, owned less than three months, retails @ $300(ish). It might be haunted, but it sounds great. Enjoy.
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 3:21 am
by theshadowofseattle
These things came out like last year. HOW IS IT ALREADY HAUNTED???

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 6:48 am
by Beau
A lot can be seen in a year; never to be unseen.

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 7:38 am
by George
ok I'm done

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 9:14 am
by Viljami
Perhaps the poor thing witnessed a star being tattoo'd to a lady's thing-next-to-the-unmentionable-thing (AKA Pit of Sarlacc)..

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 10:49 am
by Fakir Mustache
The rosewood fingerboard turned white in fear?

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 4:49 pm
by aen
A child died in the factory while making it, and you hear the wailing through the amp.

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:25 pm
by endsjustifymeans
aen wrote:A child died in the factory while making it, and you hear the wailing through the amp.
That'd match up great with the wierdo disembodied preacher you can hear coming out of my Doom On You.

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:35 pm
by laterallateral
It was found leaning up against the inside of the door to this place?

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-087

Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 10:09 am
by BillClay
Play slap bass until the ghost is driven our.

Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:57 pm
by Nick
Buy it anyway.

Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 1:55 pm
by Doog
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Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 4:48 pm
by George
We're all spooky skeletons wrapped in a zombie and possessed by a ghost