Slut Sword Guitar

mezzio13 · Post by **mezzio13** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:18 pm

$4500.....

Haze · Post by **Haze** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:21 pm

that
is
sexy

tribi9 · Post by **tribi9** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:45 pm

That is one ugly guitar. It needs to be played by Malmsteen while wearing tight spandex and one of those ugly medieval shirts with the lace crisscross thingy happening on the chest...

And way overpriced too!!

Bacchus · Post by **Bacchus** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:04 pm

excellent

Reece · Post by **Reece** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:23 pm

I wouldn't play it, I'd be too tempted to grab the other end and go SCHWING SCHWING.

Bacchus · Post by **Bacchus** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:25 pm

Who said anything about playing?

izodiak · Post by **izodiak** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:26 pm

oh, its a guitar, I thought its a really cool sword, and You have same strange sexual tension about Malmsteem and him twiddling his sword..

euan · Post by **euan** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:40 pm

Serious. I;'m drink and anything couold give me a boner the size of robroes supersonic boner.

Just no to that.

tribi9 · Post by **tribi9** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:52 pm

izodiak wrote:oh, its a guitar, I thought its a really cool sword, and You have same strange sexual tension about Malmsteem and him twiddling his sword..

(insert recorded laugh track here)

Nick · Post by **Nick** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:25 am

YES

Justin · Post by **Justin** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:57 am

OHMYFUCK

More Cowbell · Post by **More Cowbell** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:44 am

I'm sure if Icebytes walked to the ocean shore a lady's hand would reach out of the ocean and toss him that guitar.

Sloan · Post by **Sloan** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:17 pm

Bacchus · Post by **Bacchus** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:23 pm

Is this why you're getting rid of the Cyclone, Sloan?

Sloan · Post by **Sloan** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:34 pm

I FUCKING WISH.

Bacchus · Post by **Bacchus** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:35 pm

I kinda do too.

I want to know what it sounds like.