PRETTY UGLY

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PRETTY UGLY

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this has to be the prettiest / ugly as fuck guitar I have ever seen

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love the color
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What’s ugly about it?

*sees headstock*

Oh
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hahaha no love for prs
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PRS headstocks look horrible on almost anything other than the original PRS.

Because those just look terrible.
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Nick wrote:What’s ugly about it?

*sees headstock*

Oh
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I have never liked their bird inlays.
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this one is just all ugly. 650 fucking dollars for something that looks like someone built it in their fucking garage in 1999 and put it on ebay after they realized how fucking ugly something is when you remove all the paint and put parts on shit that don't belong. I wouldn't pay 150 bucks for something like this back then.


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New for Fender 2022, its the fender fucked up series !!! 2.500 USD

faithfully recreating Kevins need to put other guitar parts on his mustang and fuck up his guitar back in 1999 that he got for 50 bucks... Fender has recreated the vibe of his brother Kyle attempting to fix his first guitar after his mom got him a mexican fender instead of a japan squier because of the headstock sticker. now you can relive 1999 with the Fender Fucked Up series !!!!!



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Hahaha. Don’t give them ideas, Rob.
Fran wrote:I love how this place is basic as fuck.
ekwatts wrote:I'm just going to smash it in with a hammer and hope it works. Tone is all in the fingers anyway.
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It mimicks Gibson's and Fender's poopie brown guitars from the 70s. They've been all the rage for the last decade or so, granpa. A poopie brown 70s tele or ES335 will cost you a tad more than $600.

P.S. I've seen those punk rock bands from England and they all suck. Non of them were wearing a decent suit and rather looked like your average unemployed bums. And they want money for their records
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sunshiner wrote:
robroe wrote:
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It mimicks Gibson's and Fender's poopie brown guitars from the 70s. They've been all the rage for the last decade or so, granpa. A poopie brown 70s tele or ES335 will cost you a tad more than $600.

P.S. I've seen those punk rock bands from England and they all suck. Non of them were wearing a decent suit and rather looked like your average unemployed bums. And they want money for their records
This mimics a Squier bullet that someone removed the paint, took a shit on it and mushed it around
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Or that
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Post by dots »

Wouldn't be my go-to, but I don't think that one is ugly at all. There's more color to life than pastels.
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I think it'd look better with a parchment or cream pickguard.
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I actually have a bit nostalgia for the poo brown Fenders.
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I actually had an Aria Pro II I sold to Cooterfinger years ago that I refinished metallic poo brown with a black pickguard to match this aesthetic. Had to get it out of my system.
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^ speaking of, be right back...
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robroe wrote:
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This represents total and complete sanity compared to a regular day of designing at the Norlin Gibson bass department in the 70s
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robroe wrote:
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This represents total and complete sanity compared to a regular day of designing at the Norlin Gibson bass department in the 70s
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plopswagon wrote:I actually have a bit nostalgia for the poo brown Fenders.
Same here
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