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Beau
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:14 pm    Post subject: Fuckin' gross Reply with quote

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Fender-Style-Jazzmaster-Custom-LED-Light-Guitar-/231185986875?pt=Guitar&hash=item35d3c2353b
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Listing error. Should be Jagmaster not Jazzmaster. Also should have seizure warning.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

man whatever that would look totally ill on stage
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man, i LOVE the paint job! It's like those jelly he-man sweets you used to get in the little tray thing. Awesome.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I too really like it. I love the led thing, thatd be awesome at a show.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gusman2x wrote:
Man, i LOVE the paint job! It's like those jelly he-man sweets you used to get in the little tray thing. Awesome.


fuckin ell showing your age with that comparison...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dezb1 wrote:
gusman2x wrote:
Man, i LOVE the paint job! It's like those jelly he-man sweets you used to get in the little tray thing. Awesome.


fuckin ell showing your age with that comparison...


Ha! And you could make he-man shaped ice cubes from the tray, that tasted ever so slightly, the same as the sweets.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

theshadowofseattle wrote:
man whatever that would look totally ill on stage


I'd hit it.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Light up guitars rule. Especially if they flash in time with da beatz.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Somebody should punch that guy in the nuts.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's great, love it!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gusman2x wrote:
dezb1 wrote:
gusman2x wrote:
Man, i LOVE the paint job! It's like those jelly he-man sweets you used to get in the little tray thing. Awesome.


fuckin ell showing your age with that comparison...


Ha! And you could make he-man shaped ice cubes from the tray, that tasted ever so slightly, the same as the sweets.


Hahahah yesssss!

I used to do that with my action figure packaging shells. With squash, to make it taste of something.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dunno, you'd need a fairly specific sort of venue, and a large crowd to pull off light-up guitars... and I certainly don't play those sorts of venues or audiences. Anything smaller and you just look like a douche.

The paint job is fairly impressive, though... I will admit.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dunno, I kind of like the irony of using STADIUM ROCK style gimmicks in dive bar situations. There's a punk band from Leeds called Super Luxury, and their frontman does stuff like climbing up on monitors and firing confetti cannons into the crowd.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I feel like the LEDs would only be good for psychadelic and noise rock.
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Beau In Space wrote:
I hear this guy uses a capo.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It looks like another example of a GBH-on-the-eyeballs paint job that stops looking like someone's vomited M&Ms and starts looking good in an ironic kind of way. I wouldn't play one, but I can imagine some might be able to pull it off.

I dunno about LEDs though. Didn't the bassist from Limp Bizkit have them or something? It gave me a negative associate of them with that brand of macho douche-metal, so yeah.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Concretebadger wrote:

I dunno about LEDs though. Didn't the bassist from Limp Bizkit have them or something?

I made lots of typos. LEDs really really suck.
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I hear this guy uses a capo.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It would have to be very dark in Margaritaville for that thing not to look like a Wal-mart dumpster on Cinco de Mayo.

When the photo was loading I thought that chair was a cupped hand holding a miniature guitar.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 2:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drop the LED's and that might look alright!
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 5:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm repulsed by this thing.

Is this some sort of tactic to distract an audience away from a band's drunkenly off-pace time signature?
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