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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:07 pm    Post subject: wow more garbage shit awful trash fender Reply with quote

http://www.fender.com/series/artist/jim-root-jazzmaster-ebony-fingerboard-flat-black/
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Christ, that's fucking horrible.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

matching headstock, and not named a jazzmaster and i see the appeal to shred heads
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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Yeah bloody awful, but we're not really the target market for this. However, does anyone still listen to this band? It reminds me a bit of the Modern Player Jaguar that tanked. This guitar: coming soon to MF for $200.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey Fender.
Your big offset bodied guitars look SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT without all the hardware that justified their size and pickguards because design.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

timhulio wrote:
Yeah bloody awful, but we're not really the target market for this. However, does anyone still listen to this band? It reminds me a bit of the Modern Player Jaguar that tanked. This guitar: coming soon to MF for $200.


This.

Reading the OP's signature also left an even worse taste in my mouth for this JM.... Mad
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

laterallateral wrote:
Hey Fender.
Your big offset bodied guitars look SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT without all the hardware that justified their size and pickguards because design.

The first shitty Fender of the year: I can't imagine what else they will release... FUCK!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, a JM that not even I would want. That's a first.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's like he never found out about every other fucking Ibanez model made between 1983 and 1995.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I kind of like it Embarassed needs a black headstock
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 6:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

vroaches wrote:
timhulio wrote:
Yeah bloody awful, but we're not really the target market for this. However, does anyone still listen to this band? It reminds me a bit of the Modern Player Jaguar that tanked. This guitar: coming soon to MF for $200.


This.

Reading the OP's signature also left an even worse taste in my mouth for this JM.... Mad


u dont even have a signature jerk
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is a thing of beauty, same as every other Jim Root signature guitar. Those SLIPKNOT MOTHER FUCKER chaps just have good taste, I reckon. I love my Mick Thomson Warlock.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hate satin finishes in general, but I like the black tuners.

Really, I don't care. If they made only stuff I would want I would have tons of useless shit.

As it is, Squier/Fender already has at least 6 or 7 models I would be interested in, and that is too much already.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The sig is way too huge, does anybody still moderate this forum?
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jcyphe wrote:
The sig is way too huge, does anybody still moderate this forum?


sigh, ok i fixed it
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Still kinda huge...
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WTF is "clop-shaming"?
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Freddy V-C wrote:
Still kinda huge...


Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bah, the JM and Jag really fall apart without a pickguard, huh?

I like his Strat, minus the active pickups.
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