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westtexasred
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:48 am    Post subject: Show me your "sponge worthy" guitars! Reply with quote



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wait this means you're going to have sex with them?
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

idgi
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westtexasred
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

brainfur wrote:
wait this means you're going to have sex with them?


I'm married.

theshadowofseattle wrote:
idgi


Yada,yada...guitars that meet your highest standards.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No it specifically means guitars that you are willing to have sex with, using a discontinued method of birth control.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

brainfur wrote:
...using a discontinued method of birth control.


As I read this I started thinking about Aug jokes. Things that Aug might use as birth control that are discontinued, like his face or poor customer service skills, and now I can't think of anything to actually make a neat, concise joke with because I can't my mind away from the birth control method being the presence of DodgeDartDave.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

James wrote:
brainfur wrote:
...using a discontinued method of birth control.


As I read this I started thinking about Aug jokes. Things that Aug might use as birth control that are discontinued, like his face or poor customer service skills, and now I can't think of anything to actually make a neat, concise joke with because I can't my mind away from the birth control method being the presence of DodgeDartDave.


Aug kidnaps them, murders them and DDDave turns them into an attractive tooled belt, wallet or posing pouch.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

theshadowofseattle wrote:
idgi
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westtexasred
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

brainfur wrote:
No it specifically means guitars that you are willing to have sex with, using a discontinued method of birth control.


Yes that is it exactly. Where do I put the sponge? Should I loosen the strings first?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want you to fuck the trem cavity on that sexy lil strat. Watch out for the claw!
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